http://ericbiondo.com/news.html BEYONDO: Bloggy Jannis' PHPRss class - http://www.jannis.to/ Sat, 31 Jul 2010 01:05:18 -0700 http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#133 http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#133 Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0800 Eric Biondo is...BEYONDO. - BEYONDO - Bloggy http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#132 Only the perfect conditions can create life as we know it. On other planets we may not recognize life. because we are so curious to find ourselves or something similar. The mysteries of chemistry will continue to boggle us. Why are we on this planet? What makes us breathe? Why do we become hungry roughly three time a day? I was just standing on a balcony at the ritz carlton in orlando, florida. Looking up at the night sky I thought about the delicate combination of elements needed to come together for life. I also thought about how destructive we can be to ourselves under this condition. People that are in tune with the magnitude of this miracle often rush themselves to death. Blurred by the conditions they call life they drink, smoke, eat the wrong stuff and ignore the
magnitude of the miracle. As far as the hubble can see we don't see ourselves out there. But we are and things are and only a fool believes that we are a the only thing "living" in this universe. Ok gotta eat this burger. Hope you are expanding your horizons!

Have a great night!

Eric]]> http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#132 Mon, 25 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0800 Eric Biondo is...BEYONDO. - BEYONDO - Bloggy http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#131 Then you guys can do what ever you want. I can spot a pain in the ass a mile away. It's pretty easy just look for a walking butt hole. From a distance you can see this person probably never felt love on any level. I feel sorry about that that's very sad for me. But if that person could recognize that being a pain in the ass is keeping them from that then I'd be happy.
So if you find yourself asking to many questions you are veering toward increasing the stock value of over the counter pain killers. Listen to the rest of the world save yourself from asking redundant questions and be like cattle in a cattle environment. Otherwise I might have to treat your for mad cow disease.

Have a great day sucka!
Eric]]> http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#131 Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700 Eric Biondo is...BEYONDO. - BEYONDO - Bloggy http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#130 I'm just venting!

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Eric]]> http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#130 Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700 Eric Biondo is...BEYONDO. - BEYONDO - Bloggy http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#129 Impulse, Ideas, Inspiration, Involuntary farting, all fall in the same category of fun. Fun equals shopping, living, dreaming, until you wear your dream once and put it in the closet where it ages like tequila, you might even get a worm in it. Most clothing makes nice bedding for street animals. Once I saw an alley cat with a coach handbag in it's mouth. So I followed it into the basement of this building, down the urine smelling stair case, through a maze of corridor into an out of commission pool. It was in a old abandon school. I lit a match to see where I was stepping and kill some of the smell. The tiniest bit of light from one match ignited the kaleidoscope of shimmering feline eyes. I began to feel the tiny warm pulsation of little cat faces sniffing my feet. I guess it wasn't the day to explore the bowels of manhattan with flip flops on. The smell of ammonia was too strong so I back tracked out when I got out, I looked down at my feet and passed out. I'm not sure how long I was out but when I woke there was a blonde model gently wiping my brow with a perfume infused hanky. The was actually nothing wrong with my feet but I had to check for poop. I think I fainted because I was finally getting oxygen again. The model helped me up here name was irene from russia. She took me to her studio where she gave me a flowery tea called hibiscus. I could feel my lips getting redder and redder from the flowery die. So I kept taking bold sips so when Irene returned from the the kitchen she would laugh at my Kool-aid smile. So when came back with two mediterranean tuna sandwiched on pumper nickel rye with a cold claussen pickle and some spicy kettle chips I looked up at her and she giggled and told me I have red all over my face. I said really? After stuffing my face I politely thanked her for her hospitality and let myself out. I was back on track feed and water there was only one way to go from here and that was up!

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Chachi Mulletino]]> http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#129 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700 Eric Biondo is...BEYONDO. - BEYONDO - Bloggy http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#128 The flood gates will now need to be forgotten about because the hungry ears are eating for free. It's all about eating. where there is food there is love. food equals love. You always know you are gonna get food at grandma's house. When you're hungry you follow your natural way first depending on your family who for the most part will love you unconditionally and feed you. The same is with music. Artists that you love become apart of your fantasy family. you look up to them for lyrics you can relate to or for a melody that can change the way you feel Like when Michael Jackson passed away. Lots of people felt like they lost a family member. My feeling about music is if you are hungry for music you should be able to get some for free from you favorite artist. Like a family member would feed you.
But if you empty the fridge without throwing some money on the table. You might go to hell.

A friend of mine told me that he's been to hell. I think he said it was like being in a loaded johnny on the spot, dangling over Niagara Falls by a crane with a Richard Simmons audio tape on loop and the headphone were super glued to his ears.

Joking...kidding ha ha ha!!!!!!
Take the old turkey!!!!

Have a great day!

Eric

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As I got closer to sleep I tried to keep my last conscious thought on the tip of my tongue so when I wake I'm not picking up the pieces everyday/starting from scratch.

See if you go to bed with a negative thought you might wake with the same one. You might even live with it for weeks or months or years!

Dream control is away to change your life for the better. You can call me crazy but if you're sick of waking up on the wrong side of the bed try it.

You can start now. Think of a goal that you'd like to achieve. Maybe quit smoking? Or find love? be more open with your feelings?

Now imagine yourself having accomplished that. Take that image to bed with you every night. expand on it. For example you now have a lover, it's your dream come true, now imagine a dream come true for a couple maybe a house and a family. Every single day build this fantasy and it will be come a reality. Plus it's alot more fun than going to bed thinking of your bills and the rash on your feet.

Now a poem

Your rash will still be there
your bills will be too
so pack up your bags and go to the zoo.

run from a squirrel
find a clam with a pearl
Or go to bed dreaming of a sweet girl

Your bath tub is dirty
Your landlord is flirty
You've got can't pay rent written on your shirty

There's poop in your pants
It's making you dance
You must fix the situation before you find romance.

Have a great day!
Eric]]> http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#127 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700 Eric Biondo is...BEYONDO. - BEYONDO - Bloggy http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#126
Have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eritch]]> http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#126 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700 Eric Biondo is...BEYONDO. - BEYONDO - Bloggy http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#125 http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#125 Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700 Eric Biondo is...BEYONDO. - BEYONDO - Bloggy http://ericbiondo.com/news.html#124
My point is that money will always be the scape goat for our problems. The stress of obtaining and preserving a bunch of shit. Shit we barely use. Renting space to store it. But when we go to bed we feel bigger. BIgger is better. That's a very old principle. In the near future with nano technology on the brink. Big shots will be investing in machines that are smaller than a hair follicle and more powerful than a hair follicle.
New machines that are injected into your blood and go through your veins removing blockages from all the fast food you ate while you were stressed out over your bills. I've got a economic stimulus idea. Let's encourage our children to split they're tasted between american made goods and imports. Oh wait american made goods are so hard to find and boring, especially when in comes to clothing. I think another way we could stimulate the economy is by making every high school graduate spend a year or two working in America either on a farm, at a prision, on a dock, at an airport, at a park, etc. the economy starts with community. If you battle laziness like me then you understand the economy. I have to seriously force myself to get things done. Superior motivation, leadership, charisma, worth, duty are key words that help the economy. Just typing them has made me want to go a stimutlate something.

Have a great day,
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